On Proper Suckiness

My girlfriend M. informs me that my last two posts sucked -- not in the sublime way that they are supposed to suck, but rather in a more normal and non-uplifting way. I think the problem was that I tried to write something interesting and that ruined it. This time around I am recalibrating and I promise I will not try to be interesting. In fact, I will begin by dragging this paragraph out to an unnecessarily long length. Guy Kawasaki would never write an intro paragraph this sucky. The grandeur of this level of suckiness is starting to exhaust me and I'm not sure if I'm up to it.